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The 2025 Movie Lineup

JJ Mortimer

In light of how far in advance film production companies are stating the release dates of films that aren't even yet in pre-production, here's what I expect we are going to see announced by the summer of 2016 FOR the summer of 2025:

 

"Jurassic Universe"

"The Silmarillion"

"Terminator 360" (June)
"Terminator One" (December) - both still starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Michael Biehn as Kyle Reese's great grandfather

"Star Wars Episode 10 - Return of the Hutts"

"Avatar 4"

"Autobots"

Disney's "Thawed"
Pixar's "Mouse Trap"
Pixar's "Monsters Retirement Village"

Marvel's "X-Force"
Marvel's "X-Factor"
Marvel's "The Whizzer"
Marvel's "Dazzler"
"The Spectacular Spider-Man" (starring Jaden Smith)
"Batman vs. Aquaman"

"King Kong vs. Godzilla"
"King Kong '76 vs. King Kong 2005"

"Lawrence of Arabia" the re-re-re-release
"Titanic" reboot, starring Kate Winslet as "old Rose"

"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Haunting of Jack Sparrow" (the ninth film)
"Indiana Jones and the Game of Thrones"

Live-action versions of the board games "Risk" (starring Danny DeVito) and "Trivial Pursuit" (starring Danny DeVito)

"Mickey Goldmill", starring Sylvester Stallone