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Here's where you'll find things that annoy me and things that I feel like ranting about.

The most recent bullshit will be posted here.

JJ Mortimer

Future statements of bullshit that pisses me off OR somehow manages to make me smile will be posted here.  Could be anything - an actor I dislike cast into a character role I do not approve of, a country music star trying to break into rap music, or the fact that I hate how fucking bad drivers are in Southern California.  Anything goes.