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So the Loch Ness Monster has been found...


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So the Loch Ness Monster has been found...

JJ Mortimer

According to Apple Maps, this is picture-proof of the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.  In response to previous allegations of sightings of the monster, Animal Planet sent Jeremy Wade of "River Monsters" to conduct his own investigation.  Towing a deep line, he caught a Greenland shark that looks perfectly like this hazy outline (picture below).

Remember, believing anything that comes from television shows or networks should come with a grain of salt.  What should even come with even MORE of a grain of salt are pictures that people/companies post on the Internet - especially in the era of Photoshop and trigger-happy myth believers.  Just remember that we are also in an era where TLC (The Learning Channel) feels "Here's Comes Honey Boo Boo" is a worthy hour-long informative broadcast.