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Nintendo's Game Boy turns 25-years old

JJ Mortimer

The Nintendo Game Boy turns 25-years old today.  You know what's amazing?  The majority of you who owned one way back in 1989 probably still have it to this day stored away somewhere AND it still turns on and plays its games flawlessly.  Meanwhile, we also have two XBOX 360s that broke, an Atari Jaguar that never worked, a Sega Saturn that only played "Shenmue", and an XBOX One that wants to steal your children.

Happy Birthday, Game Boy!

P.S.  Here's an image of a Game Boy proving to be the Nokia of its time - damaged in a fire during the Gulf War and still able to turn on and play Tetris.  I know people who washed their face next to their Blackberry and that fucker never worked again.