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Here's where you'll find things that annoy me and things that I feel like ranting about.

Quick Quips about Today's Interesting News

JJ Mortimer

1)  Joseph Gordon-Levitt considers himself a 'male feminist', because he says, "There’s a long, long history of women suffering abuse, injustice, and not having the same opportunities as men, and I think that’s been very detrimental to the human race as a whole."  I wonder if he's against women suffrage, or if he has a thing against slavery as well.  If he considers himself a 'male feminist', he needs to act the particular role that comes with the majority of the spotlight feminists and say he hates men - particularly white and black men - and dress himself in an androgynous style with a real shitty haircut.

How about this:  Try being yourself for a change.  I'm sure you're a great guy and all, but your words come out about as understanding as Forrest Gump understood how much of a bitch Jenny was.

How about this:  Try being yourself for a change.  I'm sure you're a great guy and all, but your words come out about as understanding as Forrest Gump understood how much of a bitch Jenny was.


2)  Sea World announced they are expanding their Orca habitat amid backlash from the Blackfish mockumentary/movie (I call it a mockumentary because it mocks the actual effort in realistic, true reporting that the majority of other actual documentaries put into their production).  While the response by Sea World is saddening given the fact that they now have to spend millions of dollars to upgrade their facilities, despite the fact that they actually treat their animals VERY WELL, it's still a giant "Fuck You" to the producers of that fucking stupid movie AND to the executives at CNN who would like to witness Sea World close its doors, let all their animals free, and watch as real, unprotected wildlife eats all of the released animals.

"Mommy, is that Keiko?  We should make a movie to raise money to let him go, you know, so that National Geographic can film him dying."

"Mommy, is that Keiko?  We should make a movie to raise money to let him go, you know, so that National Geographic can film him dying."


3)  World Health Organization (W.H.O., for the morons) has announced that the Ebola virus is more widespread than originally thought.  The scary part about this is they have made previous articles about the epidemic in regards to what is occurring with the virus in the United States.  Now, they blatantly want you to believe that WE are overrun with this horrible new strain and to get vaccinations, shots, immunizations, etc, in response.  What they aren't telling you in the headlines is that the deaths they are referring to are in Africa.  Regardless, it is terrible that people are still dying from this virus, but to reclaim a little bit of the "population calm" I would hope the W.H.O. would make notice of what territory they are speaking of before people head to their doctor to get a miracle anti-Ebola medication.  While they're at it, they should also ask about the new A.I.D.S. medicine, and the chewable vitamin to prevent Hepatitis G or whatever.